Downtime Raps

**Spit-wad** · July 27th, 2012, 06:31 PM

Post your downtime dota raps here.

And for those of you who missed the MS Paint drawings, you can still see the shockingly bad artwork here: https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23paint4wongs

Raps will be accepted in this thread until tomorrow (Saturday) at 7pm EST. I will then put them into a poll and everyone can vote on which ones they like the best. I'm still taking quiz answers via PM, too.

**mairulez** · July 27th, 2012, 07:23 PM

fuck u my drawings were cute

**Frank** · July 27th, 2012, 07:24 PM

Mine was damn good

**Lust** · July 27th, 2012, 07:25 PM

DID SOMEONE SAY RAP. THE RETURN OF LUST DA RAP KING.

**Frank** · July 27th, 2012, 07:31 PM

Lust thinks hes chill as fuck.
But he sucks.

Yea im a good rapper

**TidesofTime** · July 27th, 2012, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Frank

Lust thinks hes chill as fuck.
But he sucks.

Yea im a good rapper

served

**Papa KFC** · July 27th, 2012, 07:37 PM

did my drawing go through spit? :O

**flopagis** · July 27th, 2012, 07:38 PM

I come to the forums and try to act cool
because back at home I'm treated like a fool

I request guys to post pics of themselves and Shit talk others
My terrible endurance is what I discovered

when girls try to talk to me I get the shivers
Its ok though nadota is where I hither

I make a thread trying to bring down brothers
instead people turn on me and my ass isnt covered

I mock people for their weight, but forgot about my ears
Come on guys stop making me shed tears

Now that nadota is back my life can begin
I'm HmmMilkShake and you are my kin

**Jcphne** · July 27th, 2012, 07:41 PM

There are three paths to the enemy base,
Winning can be achieved in different ways.
Push the middle and directly attack,
When everything goes bad, flee, move or teleport back.

Purchase items from the secret store,
Destroy their structures/heroes to earn more.
The jungle have eyes and ears so touch them not,
Forces of nature interfere with wrath.

There is this hero named " Pudge the Butcher",
All he knows to do is to slaughter.
A skill called Meat Hook is intensively insane,
If he do not hooked the enemy please do not blame.

For he cannot stop to eat,
Because of his obsession with fresh meat.
For those heroes that doesn't look,
Therefore they will be hit by a hook.

Bloodseeker have this skill called Rupture,
You will feel the pain and hate him for his torture.
For it will kill you slowly that is for sure,
Cause he is a hero that is really obscure.

DotA 2 is an awesome game,
And when you are good, you will be in fame.
For using " I am noob " as an excuse is lame,
To be an amazing player is supposed to be your aim.

Dota 2 is not only a story,
For it has its unreachable glory.
I wrote this poem just for a single purpose,
To enjoy your existence that is my only hope.

Not really a rap but a little bit of poem.

**asrmatt** · July 27th, 2012, 07:43 PM

my name is matty and im here to say

that bdiz is just so very very gay

wongs plz

**deestylistic** · July 27th, 2012, 07:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmZXXCxNJlc&feature=plcp

**Frank** · July 27th, 2012, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by flopagis

I come to the forums and try to act cool
because back at home I'm treated like a fool

I request guys to post pics of themselves and Shit talk others
My terrible endurance is what I discovered

when girls try to talk to me I get the shivers
Its ok though nadota is where I hither

I make a thread trying to bring down brothers
instead people turn on me and my ass isnt covered

I mock people for their weight, but forgot about my ears
Come on guys stop making me shed tears

Now that nadota is back my life can begin
I'm HmmMilkShake and you are my kin

WAHT A TWIST

**mairulez** · July 27th, 2012, 07:49 PM

mais the name sucking dicks is the game
sleeping with every dota pro is what i aim
quantic mikey down, eg fear is next
what they dont know is that they fuckin wit da best
the puxxy is murdah but it can bring u backk
so jus take off ur clothes n let a bitch macc
spittin game is ez so u best watch out
no1 can resist da legendary blowjob pout
tha internet is a joke, and dota's a stage
yall best get ready for tha inevitable rampage
. . .BADDEST BITCH IN DA BUILDIN. . .

**deltrese** · July 27th, 2012, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by mairulez

mais the name sucking dicks is the game
sleeping with every dota pro is what i aim
quantic mikey down, eg fear is next
what they dont know is that they fuckin wit da best
the puxxy is murdah but it can bring u backk
so jus take off ur clothes n let a bitch macc
spittin game is ez so u best watch out
no1 can resist da legendary blowjob pout
tha internet is a joke, and dota's a stage
yall best get ready for tha inevitable rampage
. . .BADDEST BITCH IN DA BUILDIN. . .

shoutout 2 young 120 blocc we keep it crip

**mairulez** · July 27th, 2012, 07:51 PM

c us on 52 n crankshaw if u wanna scrim

**TidesofTime** · July 27th, 2012, 07:52 PM

LMAO ^

**mikey** · July 27th, 2012, 08:01 PM

wow lol she got me good, tev's least i got nudes

**Legato** · July 27th, 2012, 08:32 PM

I just to insom at 1v1
guess that means I'm fucking done

**5354W** · July 27th, 2012, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by mairulez

mais the name sucking dicks is the game
sleeping with every dota pro is what i aim
quantic mikey down, eg fear is next
what they dont know is that they fuckin wit da best
the puxxy is murdah but it can bring u backk
so jus take off ur clothes n let a bitch macc
spittin game is ez so u best watch out
no1 can resist da legendary blowjob pout
tha internet is a joke, and dota's a stage
yall best get ready for tha inevitable rampage
. . .BADDEST BITCH IN DA BUILDIN. . .

as Grant would say... dope

**GranDGranT** · July 27th, 2012, 08:43 PM

She used being girl as an advantage to insult herself, while it was decently written until she raps it and records it its a 4/10

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