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    lynch deadpresident

    Here's how tonight will go down, I'll roleblock vanoob (blue mafia) while Jailer gets grant or wtfdota, the red mafia. Doctor on me tonight. For tonight, me and jailer just need to coordinate who we jail and block while the doctor is on me to try and keep us in the game so we can make a play tomorrow to win it.


    Quote Originally Posted by KZZ View Post
    if you don't like kids you have
    a. never met a kid (unlikely)
    b. autistic (I don't think ur autistic)
    c. asian (they are wired differently and experience emotion through inflicting pain and cruelty upon others)
    d. you actually like kids you're just young and capricious and don't understand the world yet...there is still hope for you

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    lynch deadpresident
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdiz View Post
    lynch deadpresident

    Here's how tonight will go down, I'll roleblock vanoob (blue mafia) while Jailer gets grant or wtfdota, the red mafia. Doctor on me tonight. For tonight, me and jailer just need to coordinate who we jail and block while the doctor is on me to try and keep us in the game so we can make a play tomorrow to win it.
    dunno why ur roleblocking me i told you if mafia gets killed im going rogue and killing mafia giving you certain victory. Unless you're lieing. At any rate, check out WTFdota losing another round for his team by voting mafia. Typical.

    [18:26] <p33b0> mb 1 day when im in charge of hopkins hospital of neurology ill call you up 5s

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    DeadPresident the Mafia Goon was lynched.

    Night actions.

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    bdiz the Vengeful Townsperson was killed.

    (Vengeful Townsperson only gets a retaliation kill if he's lynched)

    6 players remain, majority = 4.

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    LYNCH KOROK

    -KFC NIGGA

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    lynch vanoob

    jing: first time i saw my girl
    jing: i mumbled for like an hour
    jing: i couldn't even keep eye contact
    jing: and she was like "can you speak up"
    jing: and then i just fucking left

    jing: i tried eating the girl out but i had no idea what i was doing
    jing: i felt like she faked moans or w/e
    jing: cause i had 0 idea of how to eat a girl out
    jing: i flicked it with my tongue
    jing: but eventually it got kind of repetitive and i had no idea what to do next
    jing: what a fucking horrible story

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    aiight mafia let's not be idiots again !no lynch this shizz so we can even the score guaranteeing a mafia victory tonight. I'll aim PIG (the doctor) and u guys aim asrmatt (the jailor) and mafia wins for sure. l8ter sk8erz.

    [18:26] <p33b0> mb 1 day when im in charge of hopkins hospital of neurology ill call you up 5s

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    Just to simplify for the WTFdota's of the world. Here's what happens if mafia + town lynches me.

    1. Town now has majority. (3/5)
    2. Town has roleblocker and jailor remaining, so both potential killers can be neutralized durning the night.
    3. Town wins.

    [18:26] <p33b0> mb 1 day when im in charge of hopkins hospital of neurology ill call you up 5s

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    Lynch Vanoob

    Mafia Scum!

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    What happens if a majority is not reached on voting?

    lynch korok
    [6:18:33 PM] Grant: WWCD would get one
    [6:18:41 PM] Kevin Dubuque: arteezy doin big things
    [6:18:45 PM] Kevin Dubuque: better remember where he came from
    [6:18:50 PM] Allan: LOL
    [6:18:52 PM] Grant: LMAO
    [6:19:09 PM] Kevin Dubuque: for real tho hes clueless
    [6:19:13 PM] Kevin Dubuque: so he fits on a team with EE
    [6:19:19 PM] Grant: Jesus

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    Also can someone update me on whos alive etc
    [6:18:33 PM] Grant: WWCD would get one
    [6:18:41 PM] Kevin Dubuque: arteezy doin big things
    [6:18:45 PM] Kevin Dubuque: better remember where he came from
    [6:18:50 PM] Allan: LOL
    [6:18:52 PM] Grant: LMAO
    [6:19:09 PM] Kevin Dubuque: for real tho hes clueless
    [6:19:13 PM] Kevin Dubuque: so he fits on a team with EE
    [6:19:19 PM] Grant: Jesus

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    Vanoob - 2/4
    asrmatt
    Burntout

    Players remaining:
    asrmatt
    Burntout
    GranDGranT
    PAINTITGOLD
    Vanoob
    wtfDOTA

    Roles remaining:
    Doctor
    Jailkeeper
    Town Roleblocker
    Red Mafia Goon
    Red Mafia Cop
    Blue Mafia Cop

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    Change my vote to !lynch korok, but it's not gonna matter.

    [18:26] <p33b0> mb 1 day when im in charge of hopkins hospital of neurology ill call you up 5s

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    Wait..korok died like 6 years ago. What the...

    [18:26] <p33b0> mb 1 day when im in charge of hopkins hospital of neurology ill call you up 5s

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    OK welp this game is a stalemate already. Here's why.

    1. Red mafia can't win by lynching me (see my previous post), and can only win @ night if they kill 2 townies while none of them die, which won't happen if the town is playing smart (ie: rblocking/jailing wtfdota/ggrant).

    2. Only way I can win is if !no lynch today, red mafia kills 2 by killing jailor/captive or doctor/healer. And I aim red mafia. That leaves 1 town 1 red 1 blue. It would then be a stalemate between me+blue, unless the townie left bands with red which would just be kinda shady.

    3. Town only wins w/numbers, because that's the only way they can lynch. So, to preserve numbers, they must jail/rb 2 mafias and hope that they chose the right ones. All that does is prolong the inevitible for the town, since I'm not going to aim anyone (because if no town dies then I can't win), and red can't aim me because if no town dies or I aim one of them (or both), they lose.

    4. Therefore, the only actions that make sense are for !no lynch tonight, me not killing anyone, town rblocking/jailing grant and wtfdota, and this going on ad infinity.

    Thank you WTFdota for killing dp and ruining the game. Thank you m0rphiling/bdiz for outting all your intel and ruining the game.


    [18:26] <p33b0> mb 1 day when im in charge of hopkins hospital of neurology ill call you up 5s

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    Why would you not kill anyone idiot
    [6:18:33 PM] Grant: WWCD would get one
    [6:18:41 PM] Kevin Dubuque: arteezy doin big things
    [6:18:45 PM] Kevin Dubuque: better remember where he came from
    [6:18:50 PM] Allan: LOL
    [6:18:52 PM] Grant: LMAO
    [6:19:09 PM] Kevin Dubuque: for real tho hes clueless
    [6:19:13 PM] Kevin Dubuque: so he fits on a team with EE
    [6:19:19 PM] Grant: Jesus

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    only way town wins is if both mafias get roleblocked by jailer/blocker and the red mafia that gets blocked is the one that kills tonight

    gl

    jing: first time i saw my girl
    jing: i mumbled for like an hour
    jing: i couldn't even keep eye contact
    jing: and she was like "can you speak up"
    jing: and then i just fucking left

    jing: i tried eating the girl out but i had no idea what i was doing
    jing: i felt like she faked moans or w/e
    jing: cause i had 0 idea of how to eat a girl out
    jing: i flicked it with my tongue
    jing: but eventually it got kind of repetitive and i had no idea what to do next
    jing: what a fucking horrible story

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    !lynch PIG

    -KFC NIGGA

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    !lynch PIG
    Lynch pig

    -KFC NIGGA

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