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    [NSFW] NAdota don't touch your junk thread...

    ....Because it had to happen. Credit to Broodstar.

    Sign up below. Game will start on Tuesday.

    Purely HONOR SYSTEM. You touch your junk (fap fap), you make a post saying you did so. Winner gets my 20 wongs but more importantly... pride and honor?

    SEX allowed.

    No girls allowed sorry.

    No people who usually don't fap on more than 1/month basis regardless of if there is a contest or not.

    No prepubescents allowed.


    Players:
    -Paintitgold
    -Arteezy
    -loafers
    -Hellsmurf
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    -Carebear33
    -VIPs
    -Kizzles
    -DSMK
    -Mikey
    -di.roy
    -KFCNIGGA
    -GenocideRun
    -agile_mind
    -theamazingkoaladolphin
    -jcphne
    -slippyNY
    -iLLiXir
    -ganked

    Touched Their Junk (Eliminated):

    -Legato <24hours
    -lavicz 1 day
    -risk_player 1 day
    -mathlc 1 day
    -Grandgrant 1 day
    -Tryout 1 days
    -Flopagis 2 days
    -Spitwad 2 days
    -Nenglm 2 days
    -m0rphling 2 days
    -Ironstove 3 days
    -Thewarbler 3 days
    -sliCed 3 days
    Last edited by HOWDOUGETSLICED; August 16th, 2012 at 06:32 PM.
    THE BAGS GOT THIS FUckiNG CAT!!

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    Wicked Sick
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    i'm in
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    Beyond Grantlike GranDGranT's Avatar
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    Im probably gonna do it tonight but ill sign.
    [6:18:33 PM] Grant: WWCD would get one
    [6:18:41 PM] Kevin Dubuque: arteezy doin big things
    [6:18:45 PM] Kevin Dubuque: better remember where he came from
    [6:18:50 PM] Allan: LOL
    [6:18:52 PM] Grant: LMAO
    [6:19:09 PM] Kevin Dubuque: for real tho hes clueless
    [6:19:13 PM] Kevin Dubuque: so he fits on a team with EE
    [6:19:19 PM] Grant: Jesus

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    Wicked Sick ironstove.'s Avatar
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    does having sex count
    I never fall apart, because I never fall together.

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    Beyond Grantlike Legato's Avatar
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    I'm down

    Spoiler

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    Unstoppable
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    Quote Originally Posted by GranDGranT View Post
    Im probably gonna do it tonight but ill sign.
    starts tuesday. You are fine! I'll sign.

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    M-M-M-Monster Kill
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    im down for this
    <5:31:17 PM> WHATSURDICKLIKE: and fluff asked me to paly today.

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    Wicked Sick
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironstove. View Post
    does having sex count
    no

    having sex is fine

    you just can't jerk it
    no animated sigs

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    Holy Shit asrmatt's Avatar
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    ? i dont have a deathwish

    keeping mywongs sry

    jing: first time i saw my girl
    jing: i mumbled for like an hour
    jing: i couldn't even keep eye contact
    jing: and she was like "can you speak up"
    jing: and then i just fucking left

    jing: i tried eating the girl out but i had no idea what i was doing
    jing: i felt like she faked moans or w/e
    jing: cause i had 0 idea of how to eat a girl out
    jing: i flicked it with my tongue
    jing: but eventually it got kind of repetitive and i had no idea what to do next
    jing: what a fucking horrible story

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    Unstoppable
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    Quote Originally Posted by asrmatt View Post
    ? i dont have a deathwish

    keeping mywongs sry
    re-read op you don't lose any silly

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    sign me up

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    M-M-M-Monster Kill Lavicz's Avatar
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    I'm in, I can take some time without release cause I know I'm not getting laid

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    Sex doesn't count I guess...
    THE BAGS GOT THIS FUckiNG CAT!!

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    Mega Kill
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    I am in.

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    sign me up

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    Wicked Sick ironstove.'s Avatar
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    signed up
    I never fall apart, because I never fall together.

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    M-M-M-Monster Kill Lavicz's Avatar
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    I feel like I'm at a large disadvantage to people getting laid. I'm going to take a lifetime channel break or something for like an hour a day to prep

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    M-M-M-Monster Kill nihil.'s Avatar
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    this forum would promote masturbation abstinence

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    I already lost twice

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    .sign

    also to add to the rules i believe youre allowed to have sex just not masturbate
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