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    the greatest game featuring arteezy and The Arteezy Slayer. an Ep0Ch noScopE WArSToRY

    The unstoppable Artour de Force, crushing newbs with his superhuman powers day in and day out. To him, another day of ixdl and streaming, but to observers, a massacre of proportions unparalleled by any other. This is the story of Arteezy and the one who stepped up as The Arteezy Slayer.


    The game started off fairly normal. Artour takes captain spot and I ban Templar Assassin and half the battle's won, right? Well you're in for a treat! Artour flaunts his ever so diverse hero pool and the draft finishes with him taking Queen of Pain. I will be handling the Lifestealer. The lanes are as such:

    Top: Lippincott (Dark Seer) vs Brood_Star (Lifestealer)
    Middle: Artour Babaev (Queen of Pain) vs oMFg_iMbA (Magnus)
    Bottom: all the other people they all suck ass who cares


    I'll skip to the interesting bit in a second. From the 10 minute mark, we can see that I'm off to a great start and so far the Arteezy Control Squadron is doing a decent job. Things quickly start to spiral downhill. The odds are against me - I've got too many useless shits against two of NADotA's featured Rising Stars.



    With such big plays as missing Skewer and Reverse Polarity on a stunned and silenced hero...



    ...and my team running into towers...


    ...I decide it's time to take drastic measures. Arteezy has cemented himself to a 9-1 lead, and it's time to put an end to that.



    My new resolve has effects almost instantaneously. Of course, no Arteezy death comes without an all-chat so you must excuse his mannerisms.





    Hilarity ensues. Snippets include "thats why ur not competitiv u stuypid fuck"




    ...and the classic "im not even gonan do my history hw". And how could you have an Artour game without a ragequit?



    And so we close the game out. Included is a bonus shot of former FnaticNA Rolo aka Slurmzy aka IPlayedOnATeamWithSmurf

    Of course, no ixdl game is complete without moon's incessant need for attention and his superhuman ability to flex his admin powers when they are required.

    <2:27:22 AM> WHATSURDICKLIKE: ?
    <2:27:27 AM> WHATSURDICKLIKE: well if thats not the most satisfying game ive ever played i dunno what is
    <2:27:30 AM> [ixdl2114] Febby has truanted WHATSURDICKLIKE.
    <2:27:31 AM> sleisel: LMAO
    <2:27:34 AM> HoboWithAGlock: lol
    <2:27:35 AM> bloodchow: lol
    <2:27:39 AM> [ixdl2114] Pwnies has truanted WHATSURDICKLIKE.
    <2:27:41 AM> sleisel: u put on a show bb
    <2:27:42 AM> HoboWithAGlock: see you didnt end on a bad note
    <2:27:48 AM> WHATSURDICKLIKE has won a bonus 7 experience for a streak of 5!
    <2:27:48 AM> The Dire has won a bonus 11 experience for ending Pwnies's streak of 5!
    <2:27:48 AM> The Dire have won the game!
    <2:27:48 AM> [ixdl2114] Dire: WHATSURDICKLIKE[+27], Leemi[+41], qt31415926[+41], oMFgiMbA[+41], HoboWithAGlock[+41]
    <2:27:48 AM> [ixdl2114] Radiant: arteezy[-48], Lippincott[-45], Pwnies[-45], Febby[-41], IMpulse[-29]
    <2:27:51 AM> imasheepsux: that was very entertaining to watch
    <2:27:51 AM> moon has added 4 warns to WHATSURDICKLIKE [10.9/10] Reason: offensive unpausing
    <2:27:51 AM> WHATSURDICKLIKE has been timebanned by Server for 21.59999 hours. Reason: Exceeded warns.
    <2:27:58 AM> emmerich: arteezy removed febby after that game
    <2:27:58 AM> HoboWithAGlock: welp
    <2:28:07 AM> HoboWithAGlock: that was pretty fucking ridiculous

    And so, Arteezy's downfall is marked by the removal of those he trusts. In the words of Arteezy himself, "I didn't want to put up with his shit." Fair enough.

    Of course, me and Artour are still friends after all is said and done. DotA doesn't come between a friendship as strong as ours. Even badmouthing me, calling me a shitty nerdy chink and spamming pics on his stream isn't enough to ruin our friendship. For proof, here's a pic with me and 1437, er, Arteezy. We're chilling at the T Dot LAN. Now I ask: what the fuck do you do with your life?



    If there's anything to take away, it's this:
    1) Ban Templar Assassin
    2) Survive past 15 minutes
    It's actually that easy! The problem solves itself.

    What did you all think of my first warstory? Hopefully I did a good job . Do I have autism or does Arteezy just suffer from Incredibly Delusional 16 Year Old Big-Headed Superstar Syndrome? Vote in the comments below! I've also included the replay for all your glorious viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

    https://mega.co.nz/#!tZMjxBIC!Ie1kkn...GgVi8xHi-C5VVQ

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    i smiled
    <5:31:17 PM> WHATSURDICKLIKE: and fluff asked me to paly today.

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    im not even gonan do my history hw

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    <2:27:51 AM> WHATSURDICKLIKE has been timebanned by Server for 21.59999 hours. Reason: Exceeded warns.
    <5:31:17 PM> WHATSURDICKLIKE: and fluff asked me to paly today.

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    oh my god a game journal

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    comes with the territory of playing ixdl i suppose

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    GGWP would read again.
    I want to see more SnY Naix.
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    hype's a 8 idiots
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    wow like im actually really happy right now wtf if ou deserve nudes

    not from me tho, from another girl i mean ^__^

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    oh my god
    I can't follow sig rules

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    dont worry broodstar im linking it to everyone i know
    your work wont be wasted!
    <5:31:17 PM> WHATSURDICKLIKE: and fluff asked me to paly today.

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    youve made me so mad im not even gonan do my history hw

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    <1:08:56 AM> WHATSURDICKLIKE (1467) / arteezy(1265): Together: 2/1 Against: 13/4

    Title checks out.

    Carry on.



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    he lost me my game we played together too

    i dunnow hy michael didnt just pick ta

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    oh my god a game journal im quoted in

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    i cant stop smiling
    this is acutally so legit
    <5:31:17 PM> WHATSURDICKLIKE: and fluff asked me to paly today.

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    is arteezy the cut out face guy in the center of that pic? I would fuck him

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    Quality post brood, I enjoyed this.

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    wait is arteezy really 16? I would wait 2 years then fuck him

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    Well this is elaborate

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    i wish i could troll hard enough to make 16 year olds not do their history hw. must feel so fulfilling

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