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    Hey Korok I'm trying to learn to play clockwerk. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max Battery assault, like you committed battery and assaulted your girlfriend, Hook shot so I can punch my girlfriend's lights out, or rocket flare like the police fired in their pursuit and arrest of you.

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    im so sure it didnt happen

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    would you believe my friend getting a ticket for 6-10 over, doing 91 on a 60 stretch without insurance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    would you believe my friend getting a ticket for 6-10 over, doing 91 on a 60 stretch without insurance?
    ya. cops are pretty chill to u if ur not a total douche fuck when u do break the law. they still gotta get u tho...

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    Ur friend prob wasn't black or a terorist
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    i dont really know me either, does anyone ever truly know themselves?
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    I once drove by a cop doing 80 in a 35 and when I saw him pull out of the neighborhood after me I took a quick right at a corner going like 40 then a left into a neighborhood and then another left a right and another left before getting stuck in a cul de sac. I just got out of my car and sat on the hood and he just came up and asked me if I was running from him and I told him yeah but the culdesac fucked me and he kind of smiled and gave me a ticket for having no registration. Because I didn't have any plates at the time either.
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    if you 'accidentally' spill an entire 7-11 big gulp on a sears mannequin they will throw it out and you can go have sex with it in the trasg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Artist View Post
    Ur friend prob wasn't black or a terorist
    uh im as black as they come and cops love me what gives?
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    that fucking black chick I fucked gave me chlamydia what the fuck. Thank god I got an std test literally the day after I fucked her so I caught it very early. I mean I also got it because I'm an ex IV drug user but whatever. Moral of the lesson: don't fuck ******s in rehabs but tbh getting to bust in a ****** raw twice was kind of worth the shot in the arm and two pills I had to take to get rid of the nasty disease she carried.

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    paine hows ucsd might do a phd there
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    No, I moved states in both cases when I found out they were pregnant. I don't have a Facebook and never tell people my last name so it's hard to track me down

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    Quote Originally Posted by a2pas View Post
    paine hows ucsd might do a phd there
    same

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