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    I love Love LOVE NADOTA!! Haxity's Avatar
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    Haxity's LPQ service

    $20 for 5 wins, $15 for 3 wins. Guaranteed done in ~6-12 hours. Games will be played in offline mode. If you dont like the price and are okay with trusting retards (i.e. plasma, russians, etc) then feel free to not post in this thread or use this service.


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    Last edited by Haxity; November 17th, 2016 at 12:46 PM.

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    Wicked Sick BLACK[AMRINES]'s Avatar
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    get a real job wtf

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    lmao i was like lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skywalk3r View Post
    lmao i was like lmao

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    I love Love LOVE NADOTA!! Haxity's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLACK[AMRINES] View Post
    get a real job wtf


    im the robert redford of LPQ

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    offering 25$ for 5 wins

    low priority veteran
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    I dont think u realize that trolling around internet is coward and retarded thing

    Quote Originally Posted by Numeta View Post
    I'm pretty good at basketball, started playing like a year and a half ago. I played ice hockey forever, so my footwork translates very well to basketball. Basketball is very much like Dota.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rohan View Post
    offering 25$ for 5 wins

    low priority veteran
    You could pay this court jester his $25 or you could pay the king of LPQ $30 for quality work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haxity View Post
    You could pay this court jester his $25 or you could pay the king of LPQ $30 for quality work.
    Lmfao

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    Guaranteed done in 6-12 hours is actually a huge plus, last time i got some russians to do it and it took nearly 2 days

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    are LP games hard to queue for I would assume theres a lot of them... also this is 6$ a game, still underselling your self haxity.
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    america doing its thing and showing up uninvited as usual
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    i do not give a fuck if people quote me or disagree with me. the purpose ofa forum is for people to post shit they think. if u think that's a waste of time then fuck off u inbred monkey
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    i viscerally judge shit all the time but if i actually think it through, i'm almost alwyas full of shit when i do that. it feels good to type it out though, and it's funny
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    it's genetics i'm not responsible for my actions
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    it's fine if u have trouble understanding me. my nadota posts are written in a register several rungs above whatever squalid dialect you learned watching cereal commercials on the village television when the clouds lined up just right

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    I used to keep my mouth shut in Dota games and have zero fun due to the dreaded LPQ, but now thanks to Haxity's service I can play Dota like a free man again.
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    conspiracy theorist is a term created by the CIA to discredit anyone not in on the corruption.


    אני אוהב גיאורג סורוס

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    i suport this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huber View Post
    I used to keep my mouth shut in Dota games and have zero fun due to the dreaded LPQ, but now thanks to Haxity's service I can play Dota like a free man again.

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    Plasma Nation price matches all LoPri services +10% discount

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huber View Post
    I used to keep my mouth shut in Dota games and have zero fun due to the dreaded LPQ, but now thanks to Haxity's service I can play Dota like a free man again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plasmanation View Post
    Plasma Nation price matches all LoPri services +10% discount
    why are u saying that u price match when ur service is like 60 cents a win and haxitys $6

    are u trying to rip ur customers off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quality Poster View Post
    why are u saying that u price match when ur service is like 60 cents a win and haxitys $6

    are u trying to rip ur customers off?

    Price match if its lower

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    $24 for 5 wins, $17 for 3. Done within 6-12 hours. Haxity can't beat these prices.
    <6:50:15 PM> Troia: you're a misogynistic sack of shit

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    nyte must have some kobe grade beef down there to have a nigga saying he gonna beethoven it

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    haxity controls the market nvm this is a lost cause
    Quote Originally Posted by thetoo View Post
    I dont think u realize that trolling around internet is coward and retarded thing

    Quote Originally Posted by Numeta View Post
    I'm pretty good at basketball, started playing like a year and a half ago. I played ice hockey forever, so my footwork translates very well to basketball. Basketball is very much like Dota.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plasmanation View Post
    Plasma Nation price matches all LoPri services +10% discount

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