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    Quote Originally Posted by a2pas View Post
    i think changes in diet are more effective/conducive to ass hygiene improvement rather than spending extra time explaining to your co workers why you leave your cube with a watering can every now and again.

    i usually shoot for a smooth sausage one-wiper (of course i do multiple wipes its just there's no yellow/brown on the tp after the first wipe). htis is due to my diet balanced in fats and fiber.
    well obviously it's something you do at your home only

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    hate to say it but even the haute bourgeoisie have to sometimes pinch one at work.
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    I have never mislynched in a mafia game and I am 100 percent sure your doctors had no idea what they were talking about.

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    u guys ever masturbate, then like u have to piss right, but u cant make the piss come out and then ur just walking back and forth between ur bedroom and bathroom trying to make like 3 piss droplets fall out of ur urethra. when suddenly u figure uve had enough u go lay down in bed... and then it hits again
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    Magics been way too agreeable without the least bit of negotiation. I know he's smart enough to abuse his sub-ness by taking it in the ass when it matters.
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    ya, workin out for da gurls never works ask magic, the guy trains everyday like a ucking dog and is 10 years away from gettign some poon
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    kinkshamers dont know what love is

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    i was a really bad bedwetter until i started getting morning wood and now i think the purpose of morning wood is just to hold back the morning whiz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dendi View Post
    I have never mislynched in a mafia game and I am 100 percent sure your doctors had no idea what they were talking about.

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    i still wet the bed when im really drunk probably b/c whiskey dick so i think my theory is correct and will hold up in peer review at cedars-sinai or uchicago
    Quote Originally Posted by Dendi View Post
    I have never mislynched in a mafia game and I am 100 percent sure your doctors had no idea what they were talking about.

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    well i dont piss the bed and get morning wood
    Hey Korok I'm trying to learn to play clockwerk. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max Battery assault, like you committed battery and assaulted your girlfriend, Hook shot so I can punch my girlfriend's lights out, or rocket flare like the police fired in their pursuit and arrest of you.

    :beaten:

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    i believed we've stumbled upon a logical fallacy
    Hey Korok I'm trying to learn to play clockwerk. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max Battery assault, like you committed battery and assaulted your girlfriend, Hook shot so I can punch my girlfriend's lights out, or rocket flare like the police fired in their pursuit and arrest of you.

    :beaten:

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    CURRENTLY with that wood ama
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    U could literally smell the surprise in his movement when I triple razed him and got in the last hit auto attack while he was running for the hills desperately trying to survive.

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    do u piss in the morning to break the morning wood? or do u rub it out
    Quote Originally Posted by Dendi View Post
    I have never mislynched in a mafia game and I am 100 percent sure your doctors had no idea what they were talking about.

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    I break it by going for a quick dab next
    Quote Originally Posted by Casandra View Post
    U could literally smell the surprise in his movement when I triple razed him and got in the last hit auto attack while he was running for the hills desperately trying to survive.

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    morning wood every morning here AMA

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    i masturbate 2-3 times a day, a2pas
    Hey Korok I'm trying to learn to play clockwerk. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max Battery assault, like you committed battery and assaulted your girlfriend, Hook shot so I can punch my girlfriend's lights out, or rocket flare like the police fired in their pursuit and arrest of you.

    :beaten:

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    i am right handed and masturbate w. my left do u guys think thats weird
    Quote Originally Posted by divine View Post
    Magics been way too agreeable without the least bit of negotiation. I know he's smart enough to abuse his sub-ness by taking it in the ass when it matters.
    Quote Originally Posted by Timado View Post
    ya, workin out for da gurls never works ask magic, the guy trains everyday like a ucking dog and is 10 years away from gettign some poon
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    kinkshamers dont know what love is

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    I'm a big fan of alternating to prevent bending my dick either way
    Quote Originally Posted by Casandra View Post
    U could literally smell the surprise in his movement when I triple razed him and got in the last hit auto attack while he was running for the hills desperately trying to survive.

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    i use my left to help muscle imbalances from forming
    Quote Originally Posted by divine View Post
    Magics been way too agreeable without the least bit of negotiation. I know he's smart enough to abuse his sub-ness by taking it in the ass when it matters.
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    ya, workin out for da gurls never works ask magic, the guy trains everyday like a ucking dog and is 10 years away from gettign some poon
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    kinkshamers dont know what love is

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    i never understood the concept of wearing your pants right or left i believe it causes the dreaded moose knuckle feature
    Quote Originally Posted by Dendi View Post
    I have never mislynched in a mafia game and I am 100 percent sure your doctors had no idea what they were talking about.

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    sometimes you can even alternate every other thrust just to practice your apm
    Quote Originally Posted by Casandra View Post
    U could literally smell the surprise in his movement when I triple razed him and got in the last hit auto attack while he was running for the hills desperately trying to survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicmagininja View Post
    i am right handed and masturbate w. my left do u guys think thats weird
    Yes
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    comrade pepper shall we lynch magic
    sure comrade dendi what do u think comrade retard?

    crhrjfbdifbfkcbexocrosk1utwshok -amerchi

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    come mafia

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