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    the REAL nadota Mafia Rankings

    Updated.

    1. Kyle never mislynched, never lost a game. the very best there ever was or is
    2. jchristi legendary comeback.
    3. GranDGranT lost #1 due to inactivity
    4. famouz once a retard now a god
    5. FRFM lost #2 due to losing his town grasp toward the end
    6. iaafr stopped sperging out and now solid town player
    7. nihil L E G I O N C O M M A N D E R
    8. Mimic more than 5posts a game. huge improvement
    9. DABEL lost #3 because haters lose resPECT
    10. Roragok once a legend always a legend
    11. magicmagininja cuck lord 9000 but sheeps good players
    12. Spit-Wad banned Dendi from nadota mafia
    13. Huber fixes dendis signature. hates dendi
    Hidden pool:

    1. SCSF worst player to exist
    2. Dendi biggest nadota loser. never won a game. always mislynches. SAD!
    3. brenda took a game off due to ban so he loses out tot jchristi
    4. Lucky Artist(LBJ) irl serial killer
    5. dan previously #1 hidden pooler. fell off after dendi took his place
    Last edited by Theodore; March 11th, 2017 at 01:49 PM.

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    naDOTA Mafia Lore:
    This is only a fraction of my very HUGE file containing all mafia lore.


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    I can release further details upon any request because i'm not a communist Hillary Clinton lover like Dendi is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brendan View Post
    youre such a sad attention seeking loser

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    Ha ha
    Honestly the level of play for nadota mafia is so low that by day 3 you should flat out lynch anyone who appears competent and hasn't been shot.

    Most Of U have NEver Been Out Of Your City Whereas I Am A Man of the World. Gather Children and I will Regale You With Stories Of the Time tHat Guy Didn't Give Me Bottled Water and the Mean Comments I left on His Social Media As a Result.

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    I ain't drinking the hateorade

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodore View Post
    I can release further details upon any request because i'm not a communist Hillary Clinton lover like Dendi is.
    Big fan of your family tree, but just wondering how GabeC and Impulse are homosexual lovers when one is a man and one is a woman?
    Quote Originally Posted by connor mcmeme View Post
    if you 'accidentally' spill an entire 7-11 big gulp on a sears mannequin they will throw it out and you can go have sex with it in the trasg

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    Nice I made it
    Quote Originally Posted by Numeta View Post
    LMAO Cactus you poor poor thing. That 50$ an hour (lets pretend along) won't make you a dota god son. You are stuck with your shit brain for the rest of your existence. That is true punishment.

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    What the

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    Unsure how to react to being called an irl sk tbh
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    i dont really know me either, does anyone ever truly know themselves?
    #philosophyPHD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huber View Post
    Nice I made it
    you would be an honorable mention

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    dans my boy
    Quote Originally Posted by divine View Post
    Magics been way too agreeable without the least bit of negotiation. I know he's smart enough to abuse his sub-ness by taking it in the ass when it matters.
    Quote Originally Posted by Timado View Post
    ya, workin out for da gurls never works ask magic, the guy trains everyday like a ucking dog and is 10 years away from gettign some poon
    Quote Originally Posted by iamafuckingretard View Post
    kinkshamers dont know what love is

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    I miss when dan was the worst problem for me in nadota mafia

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    now we got dendis and brendas

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    how am i not on this list? hello?

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    Quote Originally Posted by electrowizard View Post
    Big fan of your family tree, but just wondering how GabeC and Impulse are homosexual lovers when one is a man and one is a woman?
    Quote Originally Posted by connor mcmeme View Post
    if you 'accidentally' spill an entire 7-11 big gulp on a sears mannequin they will throw it out and you can go have sex with it in the trasg

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    Quote Originally Posted by electrowizard View Post
    Big fan of your family tree, but just wondering how GabeC and Impulse are homosexual lovers when one is a man and one is a woman?
    impulse was once a man who sex changed to fit his small hands since women have small hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeepitMello View Post
    how am i not on this list? hello?
    Each of those top 3 players have a less than 50 percent win rate over many games.

    Rank 1(kyle) has a 35 percent w/r over all his games. Kyle should be happy I didn't use all the games because his current win rate is way better.


    "You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war."
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    Never mislynched as town
    Never lynched as scum
    Most Honorable and Respectful player

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    Hidden pool:

    1. Dendi biggest nadota loser. never won a game. always mislynches. SAD!
    2. brenda recently making an attemtpt at Dendi to steal biggest loser crown. is a woman
    3. jchristi is a woman
    4. Lucky Artist(LBJ) irl serial killer
    5. dan previously #1 hidden pooler. fell off after dendi took his place
    lol
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    post your annual salary before you @ me

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    I love Love LOVE NADOTA!!
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    Im actually insane

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