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  1. #21
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    god has left him

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    No, I moved states in both cases when I found out they were pregnant. I don't have a Facebook and never tell people my last name so it's hard to track me down

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    my dudes this guy (CCNC) defended gay bashing he has to be gay
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    i think ccnc has just come to terms with that and is sinking into a pit of nihilism

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    poor kid is gonna get killed in an act of murder suicide by his fundie feeble-minded dad
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    (putting those two adjectives together seems redundant, don't it?)
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    ccnc is a fantastic dota 2 player
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    Hometown CCnCDota2: Returning to report on a bleeding city
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    LMAO what?

    After 15 disturbing minutes with the BBC World Service on Twitch (or a similarly reputable organization, I promise), Trashcanmagic has decided to return to CCnCDota2 to report on the situation on the ground.

    "Have you absolutely lost your mind?" That was NADotA’s predictable response.

    "People are trying to get out of this god-forsaken stream," they said, "and you are planning to go back!"

    Their warnings aren't entirely exaggerated. Facts speak for themselves: the last game was the bloodiest yet for CCnC in nearly two dozen straight losses, with about 2,000 deaths fed to the enemy mid Tiny in drive-by shootings, bombings, and getting camped mid.

    But in CCnCDota2, you can't help but hear about him tilting in every other conversation.

    Feed with a side of Salt has become the specialty of CCnCDota2

    Visiting the stream recently, I caught up with several TCM friends-listers. Despite his incessant feeding, autist mumble-talking and poor choice in music, people still watch CCnC’s stream.

    “Well, OK, it’s not that many,” said curent Apple President and AM Picker Tim Cook, “But like, really, more than one person watches that shit? I mean, his mom is obviously going to watch but human beings that aren’t biologically related to him…” He stares blankly into the distance as he trails off. Clearly a lifetime of accomplishment is overwhelmed by the regret in that he could never deter CCnC from taking our good taste hostage with his stream.

    “Mic users like CCnC should be shot,” Was a common refrain.

    “I once saw CCnC get a lucky kill off an up-hill miss in a pub and he shouted ‘CHESSIE… JUST GOT BODIED’ really loud into his mic. I felt so dirty I had to shower afterwards. Besides the kid can’t weight more than a buck ‘twenty and Chessie is way better than him. Man, if someone tied me to a chair and left CCnC’s stream on it’d be a violation of the Geneva Convention.”

    A source from inside Valve, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said CCnC was an experimental nudge by their data science department to subtly discourage high level players from continuing to play DotA 2. “Really, we make a lot more money of CS:GO, so we want to make life miserable for good players. Hence CCnC gets put in their games. Now if you’ll excuse me my Pina Colada machine has finished making my drink and I have to add another UMP skin before noon tomorrow.”

    Shortly after the events of this report, CCNC fed as a Medusa and repeatedly insulted his Magnus player. He said the word "Sir" about 6 times in 2 sentences. Your courageous author at this point shut the stream off as the nihilism crept up on him and threatened to end in an Aaron Hernandez situation.
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    LMFAO please tell me ur going into some kinda writing career that is fantastic

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    LMFAO please tell me ur going into some kinda writing career that is fantastic
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    You are absolutely lost.
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    Hilarious that you think a college degree adds any merit to your value LMAO. What a pathetic existence you are.

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    this is pulizter material

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    CCNC DotA2 is (probably) Pretty Much Hitler
    Because you knew this thread needed to conform to Godwin's law

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    CCNC is having a busy few days. On April 13th, in the abyss that is low viewer count Twitch DotA2 streams, CCNC was losing his 4 randomly assigned teammates a game. The previous day, he had done so in decisive fashion on Ember Spirit and Juggernaut, single handedly losing his team the game on both occasions. But who is CCNC?

    CCNC is a comparatively new strain of cancer. In 1999 two humans who had no conception of the utter lack of consequence of their actions birthed one Cool Calm ‘N Collected video gamer. They probably thought to themselves, “so, that happened.” Some thirteen years later they were convinced to buy Axe Body Spray by their incredibly anodyne child and CCNC emerged in suspiciously fabulous fashion. It wasn't an especially notable event, but unfortunately it still happened.

    On Twitch, viewers may have feared that cringe-artists like EternalEnvy would always dominate the viewership of DotA 2. It is an old, but fairly reliable, cliché that most people who play dota are about 2k and like to theorycraft on reddit. And at the start of CCNC’s stream people saw an overly earnest, rage prone player too sure of his own skill. Such combinations typically result in the discontinuation of streaming after a fairly short period, but occasionally one survives that phase and subsequently becomes difficult to eradicate.

    Some citizens were immediately concerned by the development of a potential rival to the shit-fest that is the typical /r/dota2 favored stream. However, their suspicions would ultimately prove to be short of the actual awfulness that developed from CCNC’s continued streaming. It would take several months for turn the stream from just garbage to truly, undeniably and existentially terrible.

    Fast-forward to current day and the cringe-rage level has ratcheted up several notches. This is likely to result in more tilting and thrown games, as well as frequent refrains of “Gosh Darn It” and “CAN YOU JUST FRICKIN’ TP FRICK I’VE DIED SIX TIMES ALREADY BECAUSE YOU WON’T TP AND NO IT’S NOT INDICATIVE OF LOW INTELLIGENCE I DON’T MODIFY MY BEHAVIOR” over the mic in a raspy, minimally raised voice while deep cut Bon Jovi songs slightly bleed into the microphone.

    Recently some in the NADotA community have worked together to deal with the CCNC problem by specifically targeting him in games. Literally everyone believes they should continue doing that. Seriously, camp this guy and make him tilt every game until he fucking quits. But for the fact that he hasn’t yet, the situation ought to concern all decent human beings greatly.
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    paging beehive2

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    Fucking perry

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    Wtf is wrong with you people? If you dont like him. This doesnt help all publicity is good publicity.

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    I guess that I could only say one thing.

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    This doesnt help all publicity is good publicity.
    coming from you

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    Pretty sure that no one cares wether hes succesfull or Not, hes a moron and we laugh at him regardless
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    You are absolutely lost.
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    Hilarious that you think a college degree adds any merit to your value LMAO. What a pathetic existence you are.

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    Darn it mason !!
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    You are absolutely lost.
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    Hilarious that you think a college degree adds any merit to your value LMAO. What a pathetic existence you are.

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