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    Can anyone find that BloodyNine post by Jones where he where he killed a girl while they were fucking and continued to fuck her corpse?
    Into the burning heart of God in the belly of a black-winged bird.

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    doesn't ring any bells

    i don't think i can put together anything like that beacuse im sexually dysfunctional

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    jones would u care to share the root cause of ur dysfunction?
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    half of it is having a micropenis and the other half is severe social anxiety

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    that's just a guess though, it's not as if this has been told to me by someone else; it's just thoughts that rattle around my head

    i dont trust doctors, dentists, barbers, and especially psychiatrists or anything like that and have pretty much actively avoided them for the past 4 years of my life

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    how does a 6 foot 7 man that wears size 16s have a micropenis

    god is cruel
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    whats a Sans battlefury

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    Quote Originally Posted by BloodyNine View Post
    when i was in a psych ward at 17 there was this pretty girl claudia whose 'friends' tried to kill her with rat poison in a 5th of tequila. she later tried to kill herself and ended up there. we held hands during group therapy once. we wrote some little shitty love poems to each other and we said we'd meet up after we got out. later, we got out and talked a little on e-mail but after a while i stopped responding. the idea was more romantic while we were inside. i wonder if she's alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by NABOKOV1995 View Post
    i think sat score prorbably has a larger coorelation with sexual satisfaction then penis size

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    Jones is 4 af

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    Iím gunna read a jones post
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    what do you want me to do for you on valentines day nyte

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    Keep em coming guys

    I need you to goad some of the shyer posters into making submissions so I have more to work with

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    I'm thinking of posting a selection of the private submissions here in a big batch to preserve the anonymity but still let people listen like I did in the opening post. Yay/nay? If you never want your
    personal submission to see the light of day, let me know.

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    Sure

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    I mean I canít make one Iíll be in violation of the anon policy
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    Iíll make one that tells jones he can go fuck himself this Valentineís Day for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alightsoul View Post
    I'm thinking of posting a selection of the private submissions here in a big batch to preserve the anonymity but still let people listen like I did in the opening post. Yay/nay? If you never want your
    personal submission to see the light of day, let me know.
    People will end up trying to guess who is who anyways but I think it's more fun to keep it a secret until you're done editing it together
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    Quote Originally Posted by Numeta View Post
    whats a Sans battlefury

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    That's true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyte View Post
    I mean I can’t make one I’ll be in violation of the anon policy
    I will find a way to get a bunch of girls' voices in there

    I have a good idea for how to do it, actually

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    im jsut gonna jerk off to them all and pretend theyre all nyte
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