Free Ironstove

[ironstove_]

You've all got to admit that you miss me, as much as some of you say that you hate me or think that I'm a moron, because without me you all go back to your dreary, mundane existences marching forward without expression on the streets, Batman has gotta have his Joker, Jesus needs his Judas, and Ash has gotta have his Gary.

My posts bring fourth a certain level of quality unique to anyone else you've ever seen, hit a area which you did not know existed, and on occasion, my words contain the ability to paint shit into gold, if only temporarily such that all of you greedy plebs grab at it and get golden shit all over your hands then look at me angrily for falling victim to my tomfoolery.

I've been pretty busy with work since I left NYC and moved to LA for my new job, but it amuses me at times when I wake up with my insomnia at 3 in the morning and drink my cup of coffee while surfing the web poking fun at the people of the internet or rage post in a drunken stupor after a night out. It's true... there are various other communities I could go to, and I do, but each one has its own different... How would you say it...? Flavor to it... Yes,, flavor. And this community's flavor tastes like soda pop, which I happen to enjoy the most since it tastes good, will rot out your teeth if you have a lot, and reduce your life expectancy. While my life would probably be better off without soda pop, what's a life without a little living?

But yes, back to the point... The fact of the matter is that I feel that my behavior did not entitle a permanent ban (or even a ban for that matter) from these forums, especially considering the fact that my post was in off-topic which has traditionally been known as a 'anything goes' type of forum where moderation is generally only implemented to stop spam. It has been (a couple of weeks? A month?) since I last visited and I feel that I've served more than enough time away from here, spitwad, I understand that you are a highly sensitive individual who holds the power to punish me on this internet domain so I will heed your feelings and pay respects in the future.

Also, I requested that if my ban is not lifted, that my remaining 6 NADota points go to deestylistic, though I'd rather have them myself so I can scrape kids in poker.

And here is the topic that resulted in my ban:

viewtopic.php?f=38&t=7621&hilit=ironstove

[Korok]

this isn't related to dota and should be placed in offtopic

good luck on your quest

[Phazed]

tl;dr

I trust in you to make the correct decision, Spit.

[ironstove_]

Request to move this thread to off-topic

[insomthe2nd]

wtf is this pseudo blog bullshit

[qwertybest]

[m0rphl1ng]

Request to just delete this thread

[Ganked]

Wrong forum jackass.

[RsF-GoSu-]

i said yes

[GranDGranT]

The odds are stacked up against you AIDS

[Legato]

and, like the prestigious insom and milkshake, he makes a new account to come beg for an unban

[m0rphl1ng]

insom's actually tolerable now. Ironstove should be kept in the freezer, and I'm disappointed milkshake was let out.

[Spit-wad]

Milkshake wasn't let out. He just made a new account that we never banned.

[m0rphl1ng]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complicity

[NengLM]

i only opened this post because i misread the topic "Free Iron Stove"
i need a new stove

[ironstove_]

Yo, I bet someone with a malicious agenda aimed to stop me from rising from the ashes is just logging into a bunch of different accounts and voting no because we all know that the majority of people in this generation and especially this forum are too lazy to even vote, so the turnout in itself screams conspiracy which justifies no need to take the results seriously.

Whoever voted no step up and show yourselves, and good thing this place ain't no democracy where your opinion matters, because if that were the case, MAYBE I'D ACTUALLY CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME.

[nitestryker]

there's worse trolls like me?

[Legato]

I didn't vote but in light of ironstove's horrifying conspiracy theory I voted yes

man up