I will Rhyme about Anything you post.

[Lust]

Grant

Grant Imma expect a reply for this:

Yo, fuck this nigga grandgrant.
There's nothing grand about this ant.
Bro, you're 6'0 and weigh 120 lbs
You look like you got out of a concentration camp.
But fuck real life, that shit's too easy to diss you on.
If I started now, I'd still be dissing you till dawn.

Lets focus on dota, you know, that game that you're awful at?
You're almost as bad as that kid ASRMATT
Been 4 years, this kid still looking for where the wood's at
Your map awareness does not exist!
You play support, but I've never seen you get more than 2 assists.
I think it's about time you slit your wrists.

You want to get better but you just can't.
And I'll tell you why, it's cuz you're grand Grant.

[Insomniac]

u need to use all our words at once or its not impressive at all

[PAINTITGOLD]

bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InPhInItY_]

Erectile dysfunction

[Spit-wad]

Grant Imma expect a reply for this:

Yo, fuck this nigga grandgrant.
There's nothing grand about this ant.
Bro, you're 6'0 and weigh 120 lbs
You look like you got out of a concentration camp.
But fuck real life, that shit's too easy to diss you on.
If I started now, I'd still be dissing you till dawn.

Lets focus on dota, you know, that game that you're awful at?
You're almost as bad as that kid ASRMATT
Been 4 years, this kid still looking for where the wood's at
Your map awareness does not exist!
You play support, but I've never seen you get more than 2 assists.
I think it's about time you slit your wrists.

You want to get better but you just can't.
And I'll tell you why, it's cuz you're grand Grant.

How you gonna diss Grant while his back is turned?
Grant's got loyal niggas, so your ass is bout to get burned
You better watch your back, you little Legendary-Tom
Cuz we gonna smoke you, while Grant's finger-bangin your mom.

Your name is Tom, but you go by Lust
If you could look up your name, you'd see your DotA career's a bust
Your raps are weak, you're a shady freak
We'd all be better off if you'd just shutup, don't speak

[Insomniac]

1-0

[Lust]

How you gonna diss Grant while his back is turned?
Grant's got loyal niggas, so your ass is bout to get burned
You better watch your back, you little Legendary-Tom
Cuz we gonna smoke you, while Grant's finger-bangin your mom.

Your name is Tom, but you go by Lust
If you could look up your name, you'd see your DotA career's a bust
Your raps are weak, you're a shady freak
We'd all be better off if you'd just shutup, don't speak

LOL, here comes the little bitch, with his light bark
I'm about to rip his body in two, cuz I'm the white shark.
Come at me with all your pussy crew.
I don't give a fuck, I've heard all your lines from a Monkey Zoo

You're not on my level, I'm sicker than a cancer patient.
You're that dumbass in highschool that couldn't do quotients
It's really cute what you're trying to do, spit-wad
But sit down kid, you're in the presence of a spit-God

[Lust]

This is actually pretty fun. I'll challenge anyone that wants to battle me.

[Spit-wad]

LOL, here comes the little bitch, with his light bark
I'm about to rip his body in two, cuz I'm the white shark.
Come at me with all your pussy crew.
I don't give a fuck, I've heard all your lines from Monkeys at a Zoo

You're not on my level, I'm sicker than a cancer patient.
You're that dumbass in highschool that couldn't do quotients
It's really cute what you're trying to do, spit-wad
But sit down kid, you're in the presence of a God

You talk like you know about dogs and sharks
but you're just a small fish, lost in the dark
Jealous that you ain't got a crew?
Bitch, the only monkey I see here is you.

You're a lonely pee in an deserted pod
If you're claiming to be god you can suck my rod
At the end of my rap I'll unload my wad all over your tit
But be careful, cuz the more you suck the more I spit

[Zigrakil]

ayooooo zigstyleeeeee~~!~!~#

so sit the fuck down as i throw down my tricks
remixed, these licks bite you even harder than ticks
cause my wit is legendary, top notch, it never varies
just stop while i pop all your motherfucking cherries

my rhymes are dreams cast down from infinity
hilarity, sincerity, this shit is insanity
i'm a cynical lyrical hardcore machine
act surprised? bitch please ziggy aint what he seems

wurd

(my multistep rhymes got you hurtin for days)

[Insomniac]

[Lust]

You talk like you know about dogs and sharks
but you're just a small fish, lost in the dark
Jealous that you ain't got a crew?
Bitch, the only monkey I see here is you.

You're a lonely pee in an deserted pod
If you're claiming to be god you can suck my rod
At the end of my rap I'll unload my wad all over your tit
But be careful, cuz the more you suck the more I spit

Here he comes back to embarrass himself again.
are you a masochist? Everyone see you get slain.
I'm never lost in the dark, I'm the night stalker.
You that poor CM before I put my dick in and shock her.

I ain't claiming to be a god, I am the God.
Just sit back, and be lyricalled Awed.
You Admin of DOTA?
Just another vermin Slaughta'd

[Spit-wad]

Here he comes back to embarrass himself again.
are you a masochist? Everyone see you get slain.
I'm never lost in the dark, I'm the night stalker.
You that poor CM before I put my dick in and shock her.

I ain't claiming to be a god, I am the God.
Just sit back, and be lyricalled Awed.
You Admin of DOTA?
Just another vermin Slaughta'd

I don't understand your rhymes,
they are flawed by design.
You rhymed again with slain,
I facepalmed so hard I had pain.

Your lyrics are bad, they don't even rhyme,
You can't beat me, your words ain't got shit on mine.
You're not God, his lyrics actually rhyme and transcend,
You're just looking for a free win like an Absolute Legend.

[Zigrakil]

I don't understand your rhymes,
they are flawed by design.
You rhymed again with slain,
I facepalmed so hard I had pain.

Your lyrics are bad, they don't even rhyme,
You can't beat me, your words ain't got shit on mine.
You're not God, his lyrics actually rhyme and transcend,
You're just looking for a free win like an Absolute Legend.

LMAO

[imp]

I don't understand your rhymes,
they are flawed by design.
You rhymed again with slain,
I facepalmed so hard I had pain.

Your lyrics are bad, they don't even rhyme,
You can't beat me, your words ain't got shit on mine.
You're not God, his lyrics actually rhyme and transcend,
You're just looking for a free win like an Absolute Legend.

LMAO LUST U GOT RAPED

[NengLM]

I don't understand your rhymes,
they are flawed by design.
You rhymed again with slain,
I facepalmed so hard I had pain.

Your lyrics are bad, they don't even rhyme,
You can't beat me, your words ain't got shit on mine.
You're not God, his lyrics actually rhyme and transcend,
You're just looking for a free win like an Absolute Legend.

LOL holy shit. i actually bursted out laughing and the black girl head OH NO HE DID AINT

[Lust]

I don't understand your rhymes,
they are flawed by design.
You rhymed again with slain,
I facepalmed so hard I had pain.

Your lyrics are bad, they don't even rhyme,
You can't beat me, your words ain't got shit on mine.
You're not God, his lyrics actually rhyme and transcend,
You're just looking for a free win like an Absolute Legend.

Your rhymes are weak, single syllable preschool shit.
Come at me when you pass that grade school wit.
My rhymes are prime, a-gain with slain.
The only reason you don't get that is cuz you're a pea brain

Sit down, I'm the teacher in this skilled class.
You're the wack creature that should be killed with nerve gas.
I do look for free wins. I am an absolute legend.
That's why I'm rapping with you, my obsolete friend.

[m0rphl1ng]

How you gonna diss Grant while his back is turned?
Grant's got loyal niggas, so your ass is bout to get burned
You better watch your back, you little Legendary-Tom
Cuz we gonna smoke you, while Grant's finger-bangin your mom.

Your name is Tom, but you go by Lust
If you could look up your name, you'd see your DotA career's a bust
Your raps are weak, you're a shady freak
We'd all be better off if you'd just shutup, don't speak

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[DESTROLYS]

You're the wack creature that should be killed with nerve gas.

how morbid

[mikey]

LOL pathetic rhymes