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February 22nd, 2012, 08:24 PM #81
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:26 PM #82Beyond Grantlike
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ur mad ownage
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:27 PM #83
im so im so im so im so im so im so im so im so im so im so im so im so im so proud of you
jing: first time i saw my girl
jing: i mumbled for like an hour
jing: i couldn't even keep eye contact
jing: and she was like "can you speak up"
jing: and then i just fucking left
jing: i tried eating the girl out but i had no idea what i was doing
jing: i felt like she faked moans or w/e
jing: cause i had 0 idea of how to eat a girl out
jing: i flicked it with my tongue
jing: but eventually it got kind of repetitive and i had no idea what to do next
jing: what a fucking horrible story
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:29 PM #84M-M-M-Monster Kill
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Hi. Just read the thread. I'll reply in like 2-3 minutes.
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:38 PM #85NADota playpen members: Milkshake, NengLM, ironstove, Kanadian, MrSoada, xCom, qweasdzxcdot, insomHonestly, nadota has been overrun, or grown, or whatever you want to call it so it's no longer a little club, but a big fucking commercial/public site. Go 100% with it. Make money off ads/wongs/a store. Put streams up. Do your own content. Stop trying to hold on to the notion that we can keep the close knit club we have historically been, because it's gone at this point (and I think you know it too spit)
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:39 PM #86M-M-M-Monster Kill
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Morphling, come on, you aint no G.
You're a joke. Ugly and gangly
yOU talk about your gay family?
I know you just wanna be as grand as me
But when you try, it comes out so flamboyantly
Funny thing is, you gayer than your brother is
Morph's nickname In highschool was the dicksuck Wiz.
Don't try me Morph, mr. call me Liz, Mr. Give me your jizz
Mr. Cock Biz, mr. put my mouth onto his.
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:41 PM #87M-M-M-Monster Kill
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Last edited by Lust; February 22nd, 2012 at 08:45 PM.
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:43 PM #88
for posterity
edit: and I have the screenshot to prove it
lust likes rape.jpg


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February 22nd, 2012, 08:45 PM #89M-M-M-Monster Kill
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:45 PM #90
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:49 PM #91
Is that all you got? Shit, don't waste my time.
I feel like a charity teaching this yellow canadian how to rhyme.
You've matched words with themselves. You stutter and stammer.
So step aside tommy. Here comes the fucking hammer.
Your lines are rehashed. You're a fucking scrub at this trade.
I'm your master, you're my bitch. Let's go to the vet, get you spayed.
If I'm the rap santa, you're just my rap elf.
I fuck all the bitches. You just fuck yourself.
A nerdy gook canuck trying to spit is a sin.
Stop trying to be an asian miracle. You ain't Jeremy Lin.Last edited by m0rphl1ng; February 22nd, 2012 at 08:51 PM.
NADota playpen members: Milkshake, NengLM, ironstove, Kanadian, MrSoada, xCom, qweasdzxcdot, insomHonestly, nadota has been overrun, or grown, or whatever you want to call it so it's no longer a little club, but a big fucking commercial/public site. Go 100% with it. Make money off ads/wongs/a store. Put streams up. Do your own content. Stop trying to hold on to the notion that we can keep the close knit club we have historically been, because it's gone at this point (and I think you know it too spit)
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:53 PM #92
boom
[6:16:07 PM] Grant: bobby can u cook me up some shit at ti3
[6:16:10 PM] Grant: if i bring my mike tyson
[6:16:13 PM] Grant: or whats the portabnle grill called
[6:16:15 PM] Robert: ROFL
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February 22nd, 2012, 09:06 PM #93
but my friend the carriage door stands slightly ajar
and i know clipped wings make uneasy flight
but we gotta reeeeeeeeach
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February 22nd, 2012, 09:07 PM #94M-M-M-Monster Kill
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You're good Nick
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February 22nd, 2012, 09:17 PM #95M-M-M-Monster Kill
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LOL is all I can say
is this dude real?
Is he that gay?
He says my lines are rehash,
Are you for real? hello, Newsflash:
you just fucking talked about stammering on an online rap.
your lines are all like a splattering of swine crap.
You fuck bitches? I think you have a few brain stitches.
Your perception of reality must retain glitches
When I rhyme, it actually hits. And it hurts, cuz it crits.
Lets not all forget, that you're related to This
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February 22nd, 2012, 09:19 PM #96M-M-M-Monster Kill
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Morphling, that first linking to Onto was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. LOL
Anyways, back to studying for real. Anyone else is welcome to drop lines.
And by "study" it probably means play dota.
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February 22nd, 2012, 09:28 PM #97
Good show lust, your last one was your first decent post in this thread.
I may return to this tomorrow.NADota playpen members: Milkshake, NengLM, ironstove, Kanadian, MrSoada, xCom, qweasdzxcdot, insomHonestly, nadota has been overrun, or grown, or whatever you want to call it so it's no longer a little club, but a big fucking commercial/public site. Go 100% with it. Make money off ads/wongs/a store. Put streams up. Do your own content. Stop trying to hold on to the notion that we can keep the close knit club we have historically been, because it's gone at this point (and I think you know it too spit)
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February 23rd, 2012, 07:04 AM #98
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8abyxtY38
ayo,
If what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, then i'll be crushin when I'm 90, maybe longer
if life don't thrill you then you livin in the wrong world, whether it's crisp or a swirl you just gotta dig through the dirt and find a fuckin pearl,
don't let bad shit make you up and fuckin hurl, cause it will, so do your best to keep your mind filled
crime kills, but so do pills needles and airplanes too, doesnt mean you gonna sit down a write a will, i aint tryna be ill, im tryna make you understand the motherfucking deal
only 1 verse too tired to write more
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February 23rd, 2012, 11:03 AM #99Godlike
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ayo
get ready for injection as i throw down your rejection
perfection is what they call my rhymes as i spit them
your lines, like your sleep, are nothing but deprived
and contrived, but it's okay cause the god has arrived
as for your diss, it's a miss and even weaker than piss
watch this: catch my kiss as you try not to hiss
another wisp of a rhyme falls down from the sky
like smoke i caught it without needing to try
so kid, take your lesson and go back to sleep
cause when you mess with ziggy you're asking to weep
don't peep, you've lost, and damn the silence is sweet
cya~

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February 23rd, 2012, 03:15 PM #100
Lust.mp3
Am I gay? C'mon son. Is that really your best line?
Take notes, bench warmer. And sit your ass on the pine.
This battle's been over. You've been roasted and done
But I'll spit once more just to have a lil fun.
You think your weak shit's gonna stand? Son you have got to be dreamin'
You spit hot fire? More like you cough up dried semen.
I respect you for trying. Those are true words my nizzle.
But your theme looks like "make mistakes, get messy." You're a punk-ass Miss Frizzle.
You rehash my hyperlink joke. Did you run out of style?
Let's get GrandGrant in here, cause there's gonna be a cleanup on this aisle.
I got players on steam saying "shit, did you see what m0rph did in there?
He buried lust so far underground, not even Brood_Star could care."
So can we please get a real MC like Grant or Spit on the mic.
Cause this is a man's game bitch. You're just a lil' tyke.
So now that you're crushed and you've run out of hope
Let me paraphrase Al Michaels. Do you believe in miracles?! nope.NADota playpen members: Milkshake, NengLM, ironstove, Kanadian, MrSoada, xCom, qweasdzxcdot, insomHonestly, nadota has been overrun, or grown, or whatever you want to call it so it's no longer a little club, but a big fucking commercial/public site. Go 100% with it. Make money off ads/wongs/a store. Put streams up. Do your own content. Stop trying to hold on to the notion that we can keep the close knit club we have historically been, because it's gone at this point (and I think you know it too spit)



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