Looking to make a DotA 2 team

[Judaka_the_Imprisoned]

Greetings, I am Judaka and I am looking to create a relatively LS DotA 2 team. I played a dota copy AoS for many years before switching to DotA 2, however I have found the skills which I acquired in that game to be rather useless in DotA which has made the transition a lot more difficult than I anticipated. However I have a lot of experience leading and I am well aware of the b/ps of teams all around the world and I am confident in my ability to lead. I am not skilled enough to make a worthy contribution of a skilled competitive team and I hope to find others in similar circumstances, so we can make a team and progress without suffering the unending ignorance and chaos in pubs. Before anyone interested should consider meeting me, I shall warn you first something of something which may bother you, I am a strange person... I don't like most people and I am not here to make friends, the more detached I am from your personal life the better because the alternative will result in conflict. That doesn't mean I will be cruel to you, I will try to be reasonable and I can still respect you. This doesn't stop you from befriending the other three but I know it may bother some people that I will be indifferent and uninterested in having that kind of relationship with my team.

It is my dream to play 3, I find this role most attractive as it fits my personality however I can understand the difficulty of finding a capable 4 player and I am willing to take this role if I cannot find someone else. I already have a 1 player but I need a 2, 3/4 and 5 players. I hope to find a relatively skilled 2, I believe that it is very demoralizing for the team when their 2 loses mid every game and so it is a very important role. However I am willing to take noob 4/5 players as long as you will listen, if you are not noob then I will not try to tell you how to play so fear not. If you want to play 3 then you are welcome to talk to me but be warned if I find a 4 player now or later who has a respectable ratio of being at my level or higher at 4 to your being at my level or lower at 3 then you will be kicked. I don't like people who have no idea what role they want to play but apply for teams, but if you didn't already know.
1= Hard Carry
2 = Solo Mid
3 = Semi-Carry (Hard lane as solo or in dual generally)
4 = Item dependent support (Junglers, Blink carriers etc)
5 = Item independent support

My name on DotA 2 is Judaka.

[Judaka_the_Imprisoned]

To avoid creating a wall of text I decided to post a reply for people who are interested in what kind of heroes they may play, as I am not sure of how knowledgeable the less experienced competitive players will be.

2: If you are skilled with certain heroes we can integrate them into our strategies but in the case of indifference I shall pick for you Rhasta, Beast Master, Storm Spirit and QoP.

3: Sometimes you will play side lane solo with heroes such as WR, Furion, Enigma, Beast master, QoP and in dual lanes you shall play Leshrac, AA, WR, Pugna, Brewmaster and Slardar.

4: In the jungle you will play heroes such as Chen, Enchantress, Enigma, and Furion and in lane you will usually actually play 5, the heroes you might use here are very flexible and we can talk about it

5: Dual lane: ES/WR/SK in tri-lane your heroes are very flexible but will be very limited if you're a noob, we can talk about this later.

I don't think anyone knowing this is a big advantage but countermeasures will be taken to avoid anyone knowing these picks belong to a certain team and if anyone finds out by the time they do we'll probably different picks anyway.

[Frank]

I don't think anyone knowing this is a big advantage but countermeasures will be taken to avoid anyone knowing these picks belong to a certain team and if anyone finds out by the time they do we'll probably different picks anyway.

The Aspergers is strong in this one.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[NInjaC]

Holy crap i have never read such a cookie cuter wall of text. This could not be a more generalized statement of all picks in aos games rofl.

[Judaka_the_Imprisoned]

Such pathetic and intolerable minds, like I would bother deciphering such broken English to reply to these comments seriously, I would generally just ignore you but you guys deserve special attention due to how especially retarded these two posts are. So shout out to Frank.;D and NInjaC for being a cut above the rest in terms of being so stupid that they are unable to perform simple monkey see monkey do trolling.

Anyone interested in joining please send me a PM or add me... I don't think this thread will last long.

[FuzzyBear]

"Low Skill Team" 2 Giant walls of text
Also goodluck having a stable roster with people that are not suppose to connect with eachother on a personal level :/ I give any team you happen to make 2 Months TOPS

[TheWarbler]

I think teamliquid.net Dota 2 section where you should be looking for players.

[Risk]

I think teamliquid.net Dota 2 section where you should be looking for players.

[FelonyGoD]

? Tl;dr

[Rana]

Just a few things here.

1. You'll probably want to work on the "I won't befriend you" bit, since a team of 4 people plus one guy who's on the side won't work as well as 5 people who are friendly beyond a basic level. Eventually if everything went well, they'd have more of a reason to say "hey, we all get along, why don't we kick the one guy who never talks to us outside of a game" and move on. It comes across in a completely elitist tone, essentially with you saying that you'll associate with these peasants to play a DotA game, but can't be bothered to actually give a shit about any of them. Ideally, there's much more to a DotA team than just a group of 5 people who have no reason to talk to one another outside the confines of a game.

2. No need to respond so harshly to a couple posts you don't like, and you can expect a lot of that around here. If people don't really know who you are, you're not going to help your case by coming off as an insufferable douche.

3. You don't need to worry about somebody knowing you guys pick these heroes, since they're all quite common and teams are going to ban out at least some of them regardless of who they're playing against.

I played with you in a pub the other day and you did well and seem as though you want to learn and improve, so good luck.

[Strife]

? Tl;dr

LOL he made one.. kind of

[FelonyGoD]

To avoid creating a wall of text I decided to post a reply for people who are interested in what kind of heroes they may play, as I am not sure of how knowledgeable the less experienced competitive players will be.

2: If you are skilled with certain heroes we can integrate them into our strategies but in the case of indifference I shall pick for you Rhasta, Beast Master, Storm Spirit and QoP.

3: Sometimes you will play side lane solo with heroes such as WR, Furion, Enigma, Beast master, QoP and in dual lanes you shall play Leshrac, AA, WR, Pugna, Brewmaster and Slardar.

4: In the jungle you will play heroes such as Chen, Enchantress, Enigma, and Furion and in lane you will usually actually play 5, the heroes you might use here are very flexible and we can talk about it

5: Dual lane: ES/WR/SK in tri-lane your heroes are very flexible but will be very limited if you're a noob, we can talk about this later.

I don't think anyone knowing this is a big advantage but countermeasures will be taken to avoid anyone knowing these picks belong to a certain team and if anyone finds out by the time they do we'll probably different picks anyway.

hows this guy not autistic

[GoDs.]

The Aspergers is strong in this one.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Are you serious? I've always been so far as to decide using go more like looking want do.

[Leoj]

Before anyone interested should consider meeting me, I shall warn you first something of something which may bother you, I am a strange person... I don't like most people and I am not here to make friends, the more detached I am from your personal life the better because the alternative will result in conflict.

Why the shit would you want to start a team then? Go play some nice JRPGs or something.

[Papa KFC]

Probably autistic, but then again so are a good 10% of the people on here (qweaz etc)

The man knows what he wants and what he doesn't - don't really see a reason to flame him.

[ShadowFiend]

ls team... a strange person which doesnt want to make friends on a team... hmmm interesting

[Insomniac]

that 1-5 shit killed my soul

[Rana]

Probably autistic, but then again so are a good 10% of the people on here (qweaz etc)

The man knows what he wants and what he doesn't - don't really see a reason to flame him.

As though people around here actually need a reason to pointlessly flame.

[Judaka_the_Imprisoned]

I have found some of these posts interesting. You can connect on a personal level without being friends, the very sharing of a desire is a personal connection. We are all connected through many levels of perceived existence, take for example this Phazed character who asked for money on NAdota and was helped by people he did not know, because they shared a perceived connection through NAdota, shared experiences and culture. I dare say that in today's culture "friendship" is one of the weakest forms of connections that we have, often superficial and meaningless (not always). I have long ago comprehended the nature of the people here, I know how to act like you, who doesn't? People who are completely uninterested in joining my team commenting tl;dr like it would change anything if they did read? A wall of text? It takes like one min to read for the average person. I wish to share an important connection with people through a team, like I would want someone who is too apathetic to waste 1 min of his time reading a recruitment thread if he was really interested in joining a team. I am not an idiot or a douche, but I do understand how I might have trouble playing with many of the people who have already posted on this thread.

[Rana]

As I attempted to communicate before, the holier-than-thou attitude will make you come off as an insufferable douche. I'm reiterating this for two reasons: first to clarify that I didn't call you this directly, and secondly I'm hoping that you can at least make an attempt to alter your approach.

You're not doing yourself any favors here.